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Fuck you, I won a bafta.

February 2012

Anonymous asked: I don't get the cheetos thing! Tell me!

I JUST SAW MY BROTHER LOOKING AT PORN.

7u7: why everybody talking about oscar

I have not been into the awards season this year. I haven’t watched any of them and I’m not planning on watching The Oscars. I think it’s because I haven’t seen any of the movies nominated and the ones I did see were only alright. Ah well… Debating whether to go get my girl scout cookies or not from work right now…

I was so confused cos Ed ‘liked’ one of his friend’s pictures on Facebook and it was captioned “I love my girlfriend so much.” but I thought Ed actually posted the picture and then I was like “Whaaattt. Since when does Ed post pictures on Facebook?” and then I was like “Wait… when did Ed get a girlfriend?” and then I was like...

dressedresemblingagirl asked: 4. and 55!

Anonymous asked: 10, 11, 24, 34, 58, 91

Oh wait. Ginuwine is a real person?

Yesterday at work a lady came in and told me and my manager that she thought I was the best customer service person there. My manager gave her the costumer service phone number to let them know about that. It made me feel special. Then today one of my co-workers told me that I was his favorite cashier to work with and that made me feel even more special. Last night I went over one of my...

Anonymous asked: Number 3 please!

Questions actually worth answering.

hakkaiduo: 1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time? 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color. 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on? 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. 5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and...

So some kid just came to my door to try to sell me...

But then we got to talking and he ended up majoring in film and he was telling me how he moved from Brooklyn to California because he has always wanted to live here and stuff and now we are friends and it’s awesome. We talked for like a half hour about almost everything. I JUST MADE FRIENDS WITH A RANDOM PERSON WHO WALKED UP ON MY DOORSTEP TO SELL ME SOMETHING.

Tonight after work I went over to my friend’s house and we watched Mystery Team. I never realized Jean Ralphio was in the movie until tonight. My mind was blown, but I couldn’t freak out cos my friend had no idea who anyone was in the movie. She kept saying Donald Glover looked like a young Cuba Gooding Jr. and then wondered if they were related.

BEST NEWS EVER.

COMMUNITY IS COMING BACK AND RUPERT GRAVES IS GOING TO BE A GUEST ON DOCTOR WHO. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I’M SO EXCITED.

I touched John Green's crotch.

fishingboatproceeds: sorethroatchampion: It felt mushy. If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. *I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places. I remember you.

overomari: Replacements for ‘Cool Story, Bro’ 10knotes: Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip,...